Friend: How are you this morning?
Me: Good. I’m extremely horny…….I think I’m about to get high and masturbate.
I always run out of my sweet jane around this time of night and my new naturalist is nowhere to be found. It pisses me off.
Also….my old guy was “randomly” shot in the leg. It was time to move on.
"I am one of the searchers. There are, I believe, millions of us. We are not unhappy, but neither are we really content. We continue to explore life, hoping to uncover its ultimate secret. We continue to explore ourselves, hoping to understand. We like to walk along the beach, we are drawn by the ocean, taken by its power, its unceasing motion, its mystery and unspeakable beauty. We like forests and mountains, deserts and hidden rivers, and the lonely cities as well. Our sadness is as much a part of our lives as is our laughter. To share our sadness with one we love is perhaps as great a joy as we can know - unless it be to share our laughter.
We searchers are ambitious only for life itself, for everything beautiful it can provide. Most of all we love and want to be loved. We want to live in a relationship that will not impede our wandering, nor prevent our search, nor lock us in prison walls; that will take us for what little we have to give. We do not want to prove ourselves to another or compete for love.
For wanderers, dreamers, and lovers, for lonely men and women who dare to ask of life everything good and beautiful. It is for those who are too gentle to live among wolves.”by James Kavanaugh (There Are Men Too Gentle to Live Among Wolves)
I’m pretty sure I’m also the father of Daddy’s little girls.